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Dear God
Yeah, I know I’m not supposed to pray on the loo, but I was about to shat myself
It looks like Trump isn’t gonna win
What’s that? Trust the plan? You’re watching a movie?
Fuck me it’s a long movie
I thought Laurence of Arabia was long
At least that had Peter O’Toole in a towel on a camel
This one’s a bit weird
Loads of people wearing nappies on their faces and thinking that standing on a dot will stop them catching a killer virus
And then there’s the villain, Joe Biden
I mean, who cast that cunt? You?
He couldn’t run the Thames through London, let alone the free world
If he won, he’d fuck everything.
Oh no, I’m getting him confused with Hunter. Sorry.
Anyway, can we just get on with it please? I’m running out of toilet paper.

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